I wanna be black (Heist)

(T:)All right!! Aouw, thank you very much.
Thank you so very much. You're so kind Bergeijk.
Goddamn man I love Bergeijk.
Do you like Bergeijk? Yeah, he likes Bergeijk too man.

I was listening to you playing that song, that was nice.
Goddamn! I like that man, but you got a problem man!

(S:)Ja?

(T:)Yeah! You wanna be black right?

(S:)Ja dat klopt eigenlijk wel.

(T:)Aouw! Well kiss my white ass man, I wanna be black too!
I wanna get up! And I wanna get down.
Say brother you can play something like a funky beat for me?

(S:)Ai tsink zo, eh.. brotter

(T:)Oh wauw, come here brother!
Play a funky beat for me, right NOW!

Come on.
(S+T:)I wanna be black, I want to be a soulbrother
I wanna be black, yeah I want to be a nigger
I wanna be black, I want to be a soulbrother
I wanna be black, yeah I want to be a nigger

(T:)Do that for me, watch me going through the streets of New Orleans
with a big ghettoblaster on my shoulder like this.

And I want everybody in the house to say Hooooo!
(Hoooooo!)
Aouw I love you, one more time.
(Hoooooo!)

(S+T:)Aouw, gonna hit the scene, like an AIDSmachine
Gonna hit the scene, like an AIDS-machine
Infect me darling, infect me good
Infect me darling, like I know you should

(S:)He brother can I take it to the bridge?
(T:)Say what?
(S:)Can I take it to the bridge?
(T:)What do you mean? What fucking bridge?

(T:)I'm gonna get bad now, wanna see me bad?
(Yeah!)
Are you sure?
(Yeah!)
Okay you asked for it motherfuckers
watch me now

(T:)Well let me tell you what I'm wanna do,
(S+T:)I'm wanna fuck my grandma in her ass, fuck my grandma in her ass
fuck my grandma in her ass
(T:)Open up you horney bitch
fuck my grandma in her ass, fuck my grandma in her ass
fuck my grandma in her ass
(S:)Till she goddamn dies my friend
(S+T:)I said die Grandma die! Die grandma die! Die grandma die!

(T:)Sjieke papapapapa
(S+T:)Skokn duik duik skokn skokn floep
Skokn duik duik skokn skokn floep
Skokn hurn skokn hurn
Skokn heist heist
Skokn hurn skokn hurn
Skokn heist


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